The Assman

How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?

Never stopped him before

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Yeah, he’s on first

Oh no! He’s hot!

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.

And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom

Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea

I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do

Who else has seen krippendorf’s tribe

Relevant username

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

That’s one small step for gnorts

This implies planes fly on turb

Thanks handsome

A fucking DORK?

So I did this last night after your comment. This morning it’s the consistency of yogurt. Maybe we have different definitions of “solid”.

It’s far from solid at room temp, not really liquid either. Hence the question.

I’m to be buried naturally with no casket or embalming. Great for wildlife. It’s like putting a fish head in the hole when you plant corn. Except, you know, a 200lb guy.