This shitpost is so shitty I’m intentionally not upvoting it to 69. Imagine that.
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BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"2·11 days agoNot gonna argue that it’s not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic?2·15 days agoIIRC it’s done entirely through the mental link, the “reciever’s” body just fertilises the egg on its own, somehow using the dna of the partner. I assume it’s transmitted through the link, but they also can’t be using it like we do since all asari children are fully asari.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic?4·15 days agoRespect, Tali is best girl for sure.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto World News@lemmy.world•Syrian president under fire for saying 'We share common enemies' with IsraelEnglish51·16 days agoThey do share an enemy: Israel.
The light novel would be titled “That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection, only to miss a class and almost not get together with the love of my life (another bug) by not passing”
At first glance the English language may seem reasonable, though through tough thorough thought it can be found that it is anything but.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•OnlyFans Star’s Explicit Photos May Save the National ParksEnglish4·24 days agoPlenty of titties, just manly ones
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Technology@lemmy.world•X (formerly Twitter) has been experiencing international outages for a second time in a week.English11·25 days agoThe rare counterwhoosh in the wild, amazing
Reading a whole lot into a name there buddy, I’ve held very few guns in my life and shot none of them at anything alive.
Not everywhere is America buddy, most cops here at least are good people.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto World News@lemmy.world•Denmark to raise retirement age to highest in EuropeEnglish3·25 days agoGonna need a source on that one chief. In what way are they better than the rest of the nordics?
It’s just one big meme, the names are all made up and likely don’t reference any specific events.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us9·1 month agoIt’s almost like lemmy isn’t a monolith with homogenous opinions! Weird.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto politics @lemmy.world•It took 250 years to build what Trump is trying to undo2·1 month agoThank you!
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto politics @lemmy.world•It took 250 years to build what Trump is trying to undo2·1 month agoCould you (or someone else here) expand on what that means? What were these cell lines used for on more concrete terms?
That is an outrageous creature. +10 stealth so you’re not spotting it, which means it’s gonna have advantage on at least one attack so it’s likely to hit you, which means it crits you, which means you need to succeed on a DC 15 str save or you lose a limb. Str is often a dump stat for any character that doesn’t use it to attack, so that’s like 75% fail rate for most characters.
Not to mention that if you do lose a limb to it, you need some damn high level magic to get it back.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto World News@lemmy.world•Tesla sales plummet 80.7% in Sweden amid Elon Musk backlashEnglish331·2 months agoGates became a billionare by being a trash human being, then probably decided he didn’t want that to be his legacy so he started being somewhat less of one. He’s doing significantly better than most, but still probably a net negative.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto science@lemmy.world•Ronan the sea lion is better than ever at grooving to a beat, new study findsEnglish1·2 months agoNow this is the kind of hard-hitting science i want
Of course I do, but why would that stop me from down voting it?