If they smoked, they’d be dead.

I wouldn’t have to look at them anymore.

So… my focus is more on the implications of this.

A dictator tells his people the women in his country need to have more kids.

That could be really really really bad.

Like,… hundreds of thousands of women strapped to machines bad.

why yes I’d like to buy all of your towels

…sir, um.

now I’d like to sue you for fraud!

The rumor is that it was scribbled on a piece of paper as an idea and the engineers were forced to make it verbatim.

Here’s my piracy shtick.

I beat half of Blasphemous on a pirated copy then I bought it, moved the save file and kept playing.

Criteria: I like the game. I’ll probably play it again in ten years and I want to support the devs.

What would’ve happened if I never pirated it? I’d be saying the same thing about someone else’s game.

metal music

Ziltoid!

“Basketball player and genie, Shaquille O’Neil is holding a dominos pizza box and asking if you’d like to Shaqeronni your evening.”

If it isn’t in a pie, he doesn’t want it!

Saving this one. Thanks, man for the heads up

rifftrax - the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew keep this going and release commentary every now and again.

RedletterMedia has done a few.

Cinemassacre have done a few.

Nothing, but it will do wonders for my portfolio. Take the good with the bad.

nothing to see here

Another $1200 to vaccine development companies, Fidelity and make it snappy.

sigh of relief

Normies and their friends.

And this is why we put our investment money in airlines instead of stores around Black Friday. 😉

See, I did all that… and then audio broke. So, I couldn’t anymore, man. I probably could’ve copied the install, kept it updated and held it for a resolution but I just don’t demand that much from my builds anymore really. I went with Mint with XFCE and haven’t had a single issue since install. I’m good. If it comes down to Ubuntu’s base, a lot more eyes will be on the problem and I’ll sort it out then.

I quit using Arch after about ten years of using it because Team Fortress 2 quit working and none of the resolutions on protondb fixed my issue.

Priorities, people.

It’s times like these, anon that we consult at the church of Honey Mussey for forgiveness and strength.

pushes proud boys and maga-hat Republicans in a corner and throws a blanket over them

Just don’t look over there.

It’s a slow ten minutes