“Neither of these answers seem to address the question of why the games could not also be part of the Switch Online’s GBA collection… or why the games are priced at $20 each…”

Nintendo:

Humans. gestures around in every direction

EDIT: ah shit, didn’t read the whole thing…

Oh my bad, I’m hard of hearing. Been listening to too many aunts.

My kinda content

Not me, I got to pick my own name as a child. Admittedly, “Small-Weiner Stegosaurus” might have been a regrettable choice.

That person is a liar!! I listen to ants all the time and the only sound they make is smooth jazz.

I can’t find a ritual that works! Out here on the hustle, everyday, drawing stars with chalk using nothing but the clappable cheeks great satana gave me, chanting until my throat is hoarse, and going full wacky waving inflatable tube man. Just an honest person over here trying to bring about the downfall of humanity and I can’t catch a break…

Damn, you play for keeps

Are they made of ham, or is the ham made of them?

Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn’t “perfectly fine.” It’s a masterpiece.

grabs pool floaty and a fruity drink

Damn, my eyeballs were having a pretty good morning…

Florida here - either give us to Mexico or sink us into the ocean

Zeus is a good cat

If I eat a shrimp that ate human, would that be cannibalism?

That’s a nice duck

Anybody know what this nonsense says? I’m having a hard time reading it.

I once had a dream about a “lobster hotdog.” A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish…

Cheese.

My favorites on the Steam Deck so far are Marvel Cosmic Invasion (arcade style Beat 'em Up) and Deep Rock Galactic Survivor.