Bargaining?

Assuming you’re not trolling… Seriously, why?

How is it not safe for work though? Nsfw isn’t “potentially offensive” tagging.

*1. Be ATTRACTIVE *2. Don’t be not ATTRACTIVE.

You don’t have to be hot to be attractive.

More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.

They said “weird shit” you do broseph.

The plumbing didn’t change…

M’arijuana

Plot twist: Both children are named ‘Me’ and they are praying for the other to win

Have you heard of England?

I mean… a cookie WOULD be nice.

Kill… meeee.

It’s just a little asteroid… it’s stil good, it’s still good!

Don’t even need magic… just non-brown eyes.

It’s astounding…

Broccoli beta

Livin’ up to that username, kid.

Cool, cool… Anywho, tell me more about this spotted oak tree.

…go on.