Aren’t salmon renowned for returning to the river of their birth? How did they return to a river they couldn’t have used for a generation? Salmon, have you been lying to biologists all this time?

“You guys said you weren’t going to fact check” is preppy debate team code for " but you said I could lie!"

It’s good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren’t toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person’s mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don’t trust edible “glue”.

The original Night of the living Dead is way up there for vanilla zombie horror. 28 days later for modern zombies.

Thankskilling and Jack Frost for B movie holiday horror.

Zero tolerance needs to be applied to administration too, so that they can see how absolutely unjust the policy is against victims of abuse. Spray brake fluid on the superintendent’s car and then accuse them of vandalism. Same thing. Set fire to their lawn, blame them for arson. Same thing. Maybe being part of the injustice will highlight their idiotic reasoning.

Such a dumb fucking policy made by lawyers who don’t react like normal people.

Cleaner, bigger roads AND more trees and foliage. What a glow up.

Apartheid baby is racist? Wow.

Little man surrounded by powerful, beautiful women. This is an early version of that Piper Perri meme.

Emperor of Mankind doesn’t make sense. Unless there was a program to install the emperor from the beginning, implying a continuity of power from a previous era, there is no way the emperor is actually that big. He’s a just a regular human in chonky power armor. Big brain, small body.

Reminds me of making mouth noises.

Is this case still being overseen by Eileen Cannon? Because it won’t matter as she stalls and delays until Trump can pardon himself, somehow.

Italian sausage crumbles, sliced black olives, thin sliced white onion. Simple but with a rich depth of flavor.

She should pull herself by her bootstraps and be the change she wants to see. Why is she going to let someone else tell her how to live her life? She needs to stand up, take charge, and create her own opportunities. As a proud member of the party of individualism and freedom, she is uniquely positioned to become a figurehead for her community by showing that anyone can be anything if they try hard enough.

Fight back with porn. Show men with small weiners sobbing uncontrollably, you know, showing non-masculine emotions and traits. Let them deal with their own body problems.

Putin probably thinks theres money in orange juice futures.

So Dyson moves to Singapore to avoid Brexit (after James Dyson himself supported Brexit) and now has to lay off folks. Doesn’t sound like good business leadership and a complete lack of planning.

This is a company which no employee should ever trust or believe.

Anyone who says attitude doesn’t require effort has never had to deal with people when they are exhausted.

Or became tech bros themselves and now want the world to cater to them.

Don’t forget sandwiches!

Probably just biomes and fetch quests with extra steps to add some diversity.