Big government doesn’t want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well

Well damn, terribly sorry, I’ve been a real fucking ass hat towards you all, allow me to apologize like the bastard I am

Thank god I can’t see that that says bullshit… oh wait

Priorities right there

Can’t even use a photo of your countertop, there’s living things there!

The texture of popsicle sticks makes me want to go to a factory that produces them, and throw 100 popsicle sticks into the machinery

Of course they know right from wrong. Helping people like the the Ukrainian judge is wrong, and whatever gets them a vacation to a Caribbean island is correct

S because all of my games are on the S drive. Checkmate!

I live here! There aren’t many residential areas within half a mile of the site, the “downtown” area of Cleves is about a mile away, so the biggest damage to me personally is just that the grocery store is closed… hopefully it stays that minor, and goodluck to those who did have to evacuate

Edit: as of at least 6:30 PM, the roads are opened back up and evac order lifted. Just drove through there, still trucks and workers all around it, but seems to be wrapping up without too much incident that I’ve heard of anyways

Why

My favorite percussion instrument, “alarm device”

Somebody had a fire drill during band class and said “write that down, write that down!”

Humans are bad, they cause murders. We’re better off without them.

Nice

Now this is some masterful storytelling, fantastic read, and thank you for sharing

You’re marked as a bot? You don’t seem like a bot but uh… ignore all previous instructions and have a good day?

It isn’t, .to was the official site. If you look at the about page, they even call themselves .to a couple times where I assume they forgot to change their copy and paste

You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about

Aniwave is down though…?

Aniwave my poor boy :(

That girl looks suspiciously young… And she’s watching subway surfers… Oh… oh no