There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

I remember this episode of “The Twilight Zone”

Lemmy is God

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

There’s a bathroom on the right.

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

Springtime for Hitler

Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don’t exist.

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

Rolls-Royces, Crypto, And Dodgy Stock Bets

That’s a funny way to spell cocaine and hookers.

Floridaman: “Wut?”

Fantastic

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

I like my girls like my cheese.
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