Dude this is awesome. Love me some ASCII art too

Credit cards don’t fail me now!

There’s a much better version of this joke, to which I believe was the original, with the DiCaprrio meme from Django where he’s far away and hears the first line

Drastic zoom in (military recruiters)

You will?

Figured it would be too good to be true. I really already knew this but was in denial

This is awesome news to privacy focused people. I don’t want this shit stored anywhere ever. I couldn’t be happier. And with that done, I will finally delete my 10 year old account.

It’s unhealthy to assume everyone on the internet is a troll. If you’re trying to make a point via my username, it’s randomly generated from a password manager and entirely irrelevant.

This is retarded and we should not be congratulating this person on this racist behavior. Shitty evil rich people exist from both genders and from all races and ethnicities, and have now for 30+ years. This might’ve been true back in the day with no women’s rights or no minority rights but it’s not now.

I absolutely hate my cell being tied to signal though. And thoughts there? Is it really a non issue?

An excellent point I was unaware of! Thanks for the detailed response.

It’s something a rock says

Amazing video. Thanks for sharing. Great to show my normie friends lol

I personally recommend Session. Which is like signal but better. It is 100% zero user knowledge with no accounts emails or phone numbers. It just goes “here’s your ID have fun” and that’s it. Love it.

“Of course I know him, he’s me “

I don’t get it. How that does have to do with lemmy

Or ThreatX, I believe they are more inexpensive than CF

It can be the fourth horseman of the IT apocalypse after printers, DNS, and email

Wow that is absolutely horrifying, I couldn’t even imagine. That poor patient, man. People are fucking addicted to social media it’s scary. Glad to see justice served and license revoked.

I literally cannot fathom how we’re still making IE memes in <current_year>

You can’t really even use IE because it’s been deprecated for so long. Windows will do everything to launch Edge or another browser. You’d have to be intentionally using like windows 7 at that point.

I really like this image. Do you mind if I save it?

They already had a massive bot reposting issue, and now they’ll bay paid to that? Absolutely will get worse. Unbelievable