Working in a bar

I love people. I’m a people-person, but I kno know that I am remembering it through rose-tinted lenses

Most customers were average, a few were great, a fair number we’re dicks

But the hours, the late nights, the cost to my own social life, the lousy pay, the inability to eat normal meals at normal times, all of that shit takes a toll

But I still have some fond memories and occasionally think about opening a bar with my woman

Oh, and I was running a place with a long-term partner. Doing that shit was the final nail in the coffin of our relationship, so fuck that…

Yeah,

I have little faith that it wouldn’t be superseded by something even more shitty

I’m not American!

And we do things our own way. We’re both kinda unconventional people

Wash between orifices

A document that is being ignored

It’s in dire need of an overhaul anyway

But as it stands, it’s still the law. The Tangerine Toddler doesn’t care about the law though, nor do his cultists

I have a special bottle set aside for just that reason!

I get the sentiment, but you’re still wrong

Nuclear isn’t viable here.

That ship has sailed

Australia has unparalleled opportunity for solar, but there is so much money pumped into politics by the fossil fuel lobby

There’s only one guarantee: voting for any of the conservative parties like the Libs, Nationals, One Nation, Trumpet of Palmer’s farts, etc. will make shit worse

The corruption is the whole point

'Murica is broken. It always was. It’s just now public

You’re a good sport

I hope you have all the happiness in life, and enjoy the most beautiful sunrises

Oh, he was demonstrably horrible long ago

The “Central Park Five” should have disqualified him, but Americans are stupid and hateful as a society, so there is probably no depth to which they will not sink

This should have ended it

But 'Murica has no lower depth. There is nothing too disgraceful, too awful, too hateful

There is no bottom. There is no low to which you will not sink, and then go deeper

I’m glad you have a sense of humour about it all!

I certainly hope that I got the vibe and didn’t overstep!

He can’t

Because he’s a malignant narcissist

In his mind, he has never done a single thing wrong

Anything that has gone awry is the fault of someone else

He’s a toddler in the body of a sad, fat old rapist

Because he’s weird and ugly, and that shows through physically

Trump wants to hurt people

He hates anyone who isn’t white, and he’s enthusiastic about “cleaning up the streets”

His racism is well documented and goes back a long way

Oh, and he wants to fuck his daughter

At least, the one whose name he has managed to remember…

Oh yeah

Putin has a hold on him because Trump wants to be “manly” like him

Nothing more

He is a bully, and the only thing that inspires a bully is a bigger bully

It’s lost on him that Putin holds him in the same contempt that he himself holds those who he has bullied into submission

Because he’s fucking stupid.

He is probably the most stupid person in politics at a global scale, but he is useful to those who actually tug on the strings of power, and he appeals to enough stupid yanks (and there’s no shortage of stupidity in 'Murica…) with his hate and bluster to be effective

I hope that he gets a taste of the harm he has done throughout his life

All of it.

We’ve joked about her hiding a ring inside herself that I find magically when I withdraw my fist and she yells "Surprise, motherfucker! We’re gettin’ married now!

I’m totally into it

Just nuke the red states of 'Murica

That’ll make life so much better for the rest of the world

Yeah,

Because Putin still has Trump bent over because he has incriminating shit on him, and he also lets Trump think he has a seat at the grown-up’s table

Trump wants to be Putin. Putin will always have Trump in his pocket so long as Trump worships him, which he will always do.