That can’t be him in the photo. I saw him rescuing a kitten out of a tree on the other side of the country that day, said he was on his way to volunteer at a homeless shelter.

Ant(i)-meme

Minority report

You freak out at first but then he uses the ol’ fetus deletus spell

The thing about a jimmy, it’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

When they decided “protect the kids” was a good enough excuse to ramp up the surveillance state.

The monsterfuckers all clicked that link

I wish I were Demyx so I could be mercilessly bullied by Larxene

Don’t you mean “it’s ÞE crackdown”

Facebook does look like ass

If the juiced numbers are this bad, the real numbers must be absolute dogshit.

For anyone wondering, she’s a conservative influencer who worked with BlazeTV, Toilet Paper USA, contributed opinion pieces to RT and, unsurprisingly, has ties to the Russian government.

Groovy 🦾

If there was a button where I have a 99% chance to win a million dollars, but a 1% chance to turn into a girl with a chainsaw arm, I’d press it. Probably for less. Maybe even $20 dollars.

Still cischainsaw tho.

Carbon Monoxide detectors are even worse. They just contently beep and give me a headache, had to toss 'em all out.

Right up there with Google’s “Don’t be Evil”

Not even the tankiest tankie would argue this

Lemmygrad would like a word

I just wanna have fun and not make people’s lives worse. :3

Unfathomably based

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I’ve blocked that guy so many times for posting that dumbass Buckminster Burkwood AI slop over and over but they have an account on every single fucking instance apparently.