We need to be sending JD Vance to every country in the world. He visited the Pope, the Pope immediately died of cringe and was replaced by an even woker Pope. Then he visits Hungary and topples an authoritarian strongman who’d been holding onto power for 16 years. Can he campaign for Putin next?

It’s so fucked up that companies with too much capital to burn can just bleed money for years in order to starve the competition out and establish a monopoly.

I think he’s just pissed off that Iran is letting Chinese ships thorough. So now the question is whether Trump is stupid and deranged enough to attack any Chinese ships that ignore this illegal blockade, which would probably kick off World War 3 in earnest.

Quentin Tarantino making characters that say the N word over and over or are involved in erotic foot fetish scenarios and then casting himself to play those characters.

He’s just lonely

Does that include Polymarket board member Donald Trump Jr?

Bibi told Trump to start the war, Bibi will tell Trump when he can end the war

I dunno, I kind of prefer Daft Punk’s old masks

Onestop.mid was one of a handful of midi files that could be found in the C:\Windows\Media folder on certain Windows installations. It’s a midi file, so obviously not super high fidelity or anything, but it honestly slaps pretty hard.

Gaaaggghhhh! Somebody turn it back on! I’m starting to form my own thoughts again! It hurts!

Who is going enforce that regulation for Fox, OANN, or Newsmax?

tl;dr

Israel told him it was a good idea and would be super easy. Trump decided to do it, the yes-men he’s surrounded himself didn’t object.

And here we are today, possibly about to commit war crimes against a civilian population as part of a war that we have yet to figure out a coherent reason for starting in the first place.

It’s a 4-D chess move. We couldn’t stop Iran from killing it’s civilian population by waging war against their government, so we’ll just eradicate the civilian population so the government can’t kill any more of them.

This war strategy brought to you by Chat-GPT, unprecedented brain drain in the government/military, and the U.S. electorate failing an open book test by electing the dumbest, least stable man alive for a second term.

Please ignore if Trump has come up with a new excuse for starting this war in the first place. It’s hard to keep up but I think that’s the latest reasoning before they just gave up on retroactively manufacturing a coherent pretext.

I used to love Mitch Hedberg’s comedy.

I still do, but I used to, too!

Trying to say that the US doesn’t need or care about the strait of Hormuz on Wednesday, then following it up with today’s post was a choice.

Guy has exactly one tactic: start from a relative position of power and bully the little guy. It’s not working like he assumed and he’s floundering.

Hated playing penisball in gym class. Horsecock Harry and Donkey Dick Dave had way too big of an advantage.

I like the edit where it shows him in a fifth panel saying “she said ‘he’, I passed!”

It’s the beginning of the month. He disappears at the beginning of the month for a few days then shows back up with a bunch of IV bruising pretty much every month. This has been a pattern for a long time now.

Unrelated, but there’s a dementia drug that is administered via monthly IV infusions.

And give me scoliosis until I comatosis and that’s my commandment you ain’t gotta ask Moses

why did I go along with this?

Because you have to pay back all the tuition money you got from ROTC if you don’t hold up your end of the bargain.