Also your car needs real winter tires, preferably studded.

Yep, low in flavor and easy to overcook.

Perplexingly they’re bred to maximize the size of the worst meat; the breast.

You’re a Windows shop? Why don’t you deploy a policy that prevents users from shutting down computers?

Stock prices at least have the possibility of being based on something substantial other than dice rolls. Derivatives, not so sure.

Seeing as the government is a coalition of parties, maybe it isn’t 100% racist-extremist and that’s why half the Finnish population doesn’t outright reject them?

around 50% of our population is extremely conservative and very racist

Where’d you get this data?

OnlyFans reportedly takes 20% of subscription revenue

That’s a mobster-loanshark level cut.

Just wondering, how wide is the lace gap on your shoes when you’re laced up? I’ve never needed a shoe horn unless I was trying to get my foot into a shoe that was too small.

Tom Jones didn’t disappoint.

50 species of gulls and every last one of them is a cunt.

As fossil burning has been left behind and there isn’t enough storage for renewable energy, nuclear is our best option currently.

BIOS exists no more. It’s all UEFI which is controllable from the outside.

Because “they” refers to multiple people?

North Indian is the best.

December-January we’ll probably see prices 1000-3000% higher than that again. Wish we had more nuclear reactors.

A year is plenty of time to whittle some new wooden clubs for the next inevitable brawl.

How is this news?

And how does the family react when they come back in with red eyes and reeking of weed?

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