These are also great for when you’re up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

Suqma ballgowns

Too soon, honey. A has-been has been murdered here. Shut your mouth or buzz off 🐝

Obviously fake. Do they really expect us to believe the streetlamps are turned on despite the fact it’s a sunny day? Couldn’t be more obvious

Exactly. Joining ice is the easiest way to show the world you’re antisocial, racist and have zero emotional intelligence. These people wouldn’t know empathy if it slapped someone else across the face

Man… I remember when CCleaner was called CrapCleaner. Feels like a fever dream

Babe Ruth + Billy Ellish = Baby English

“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

This guy fucks.

A robot voice would be great, then he could be muted. Hopefully he dies before mind uploads become a thing. If not, at least the storage costs would be low.

In my experience this is how it feels to communicate as an autistic person

I know, right… Cluck around and find out

These cats have definitely seen some shit. And I’m not talking about litter box logs