boobs

sounds like a nice place with good lawyers.

that’s like guessing how many jelly beans are in a jar.

there’s at least three!

in erotic audio alone I had close to 2tb, close to 80k files if I can remember. most of it you probably couldn’t even get anymore since the creators removed them from online.

tens of millions of pictures.

hundreds of thousands of clips/cam rips.

and probably a couple thousand HD videos.

at one time I had software that would watch cams of my favorite models that would fire up a browser and screen record their streams.

I had it spread out across a raid array.

honestly I probably could have started my own porn site if it weren’t for all those pesky copyright laws. I did write a frontend too just to make browsing it easier. it had features like slideshows+audio mixing so I could have images of audio content with visual feedback. my favorite was creators that would post both audio and images. something about seeing the person I’m hearing made it way more intimate.

I also had a collage mode for clips and video content. I would pre-select videos/clips and have them automatically fill out the entire page to maximize playing space. from there I could change the volume and size on each video. I wanted to make it so when a video stopped, another video on the list would play, but I was happy enough with looping them.

of course everything could be saved as a playlist and viewed later too.

not porn alone.

I guess somebody hasn’t masturbated for 10 hours straight before. let me tell you, the backlash is insane enough to call in to work and then feel better enough to start all over for a whole new 12 hour marathon.

besides that, the withdrawal from heroin is the bodies dependency on not only the heroin itself but the dopamine slingshot as well. again, you become addicted due to dopamine not the heroin itself. the drug is simply a vehicle to get the dopamine boost.

it would be a hilarious turn of historical events if Americans were saved from the oligarchs by Iran.

I’m sorry. you’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t have said that.

language literally shapes your mind.

I can see your language took the shape of a walnut.

gurgle gurgle

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the similarities are far more numerous than not.

porn/masturbation addiction targets the pleasure receptors in your brain and excites your brain to release dopamine.

heroin does the same thing but “louder”.

you’re not addicted to the drug, you’re addicted to the dopamine rush and feelings.

edit: downvote all you want, doesn’t make my comment any less factual.

I have always had a very high sex drive until I went on some medication that actually kills your libido(side-effect).

At one point I was consuming porn 16-18 hours a day(including sleep). I was going to sleep playing nsfw asmr glucking just to get some restful sleep. I had collected almost 20tb of content. sufficient to say, I had a problem.

my addiction was so bad that at one point I was listening to audio erotica on my way to and from work. you don’t know shame until you look at the car next to you at a stop, and there’s a disgusted mother staring you down while your car is screaming to “breed me daddy”.

Not long after I started my meds, I deleted my entire fap cache. if it wasn’t for the meds, I would probably still be doing the same shit. an app like this would have been a nice tool to keep me in check.

that’s because they don’t want you to know when you’re getting fired.

I used to watch the category for decoms that had keywords in the subject line. someone from HR found out somehow (loose lips probably) and they stopped making tickets entirely.

it’s a shame really. I had a really awesome script watching the same criteria for my name 🤣. nothing heinous, just some farewell messages and dirty laundry.

slop is slop.

microslop

slopware

slopity slop slop.

did someone forget to take their meds today?

because social media platforms will delete your content and ban you if you continue to talk about the “bad stuff”.

• death
• murder
• suicide
• rape
• guns
• drugs

welcome to the dawn of the age of new speak. I heard a 13 year old kid last week say “unalive” instead of “kill”.

we’re so fucked.

hope you like anal.

bite the pillow, I’m going in dry…

precum dicks and thicc bitches

modern movies suck today because Hollywood stopped telling stories and started selling fantasies.

take for example two movies that are somewhat similar, Falling Down (1993) and Law Abiding Citizen (2009).

In FD the audience spends 75% of the movie following a guy around who is clearly not well. he’s the antihero that we all sometimes wish we could be, but we also acknowledge it’s moralistically unjust to just go around blowing shit up and shooting at people. towards the end of the movie you understand the real cause of why he was acting the way he was which made his character even more relatable. it made you question our society and the cruel realities that everyday people survive. it makes you think that maybe that “pocket protecting pencil pusher” has more in common with you than you’d like to admit.

In LAC the audience is immediately jarred by a violent sexual event that charges you with a desire for revenge. The rest of the movie is about a guy taking that revenge and getting some sadistic pleasure from it. you aren’t supposed to relate to the main character, or any character in the entire movie. everyone is shitty except for his dead wife and kid. The premise of the entire movie is to make the audience feel good that “justice” is being administered and sugar coats it in a high fructose action syrup. by the end of the movie you’re filled with rage of the injustices within our own world and feel as if you have been wronged like the main character. you spend the rest of the night imagining your own revenge if you were the main character.

FD tells the story of how far a broken man will go if he has everything taken from him.

LAC sells the fantasy that revenge is action packed and you will always win if your cause is righteous and just.

that said, don’t get me wrong. I liked both movies, but I’m not going to lie to myself and say that LAC isn’t just revenge porn.

modern movies are flat and simple because audiences lack the mental capacity they used to have. this is because we no longer watch them for entertainment, we watch to escape our own realities.

edit: oh yeah and sound engineers can suck fucking dick if they can’t understand how to level out the foreground, background, and vocals for a regular not action movie. I’m tired of reading subtitles.

it better have three fucking sea shells.