You can take the tea. But keep your filthy hands off my Hobnobs!

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

Looks like you’re going to ‘get in touch with your inner self’.

It burns when I don’t pee.

He’s getting a brown envelope and pretending ULEZ has made people angry enough to vote for them. It’s got nothing to do with the country’s best interests.

Because conservatives are/represent and are voted for by religious fundamentalists.

Spray foam on the inside. Silicone on the outside.