Just needs some nutmeg

Definitely read this as his test was about lsd, was mighty confused until i scrolled back up and read it 3 more times

Lonestar is our only hope

He can’t eat at burger king

She’s 35 in October, she is eligible

Who tf would downvote this?

Three languages in a trench coat

Felonies in New York, does that mean Rikers? Asking for a friend

And then you kept walking because fuck those guys?

Calling in sick of this shit

I don’t know what components exist on the neuralink boards, but i do know that capacitors are pretty common and tend to leak after a couple decades…

So the question is do the hospital administrators have any idea what healthcare providers actually do on a day to day basis

I still know people who spout texas being the “freesest state in the union”

Unsubscribing from this mailing list automatically signs you up for this other identical mailing list

That’s a negative, ghost rider

Think of the potential profits!

Taco Bell won the franchise wars

Sushi is weird, you go to a restaurant, spend $40 on fish, and have to cook it yourself

That’s a $10.99/month subscription