https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

No.

Not sure if it makes things easier than your current setup, but take a look at Mediathekwebview.de

You can use -f /path/to/compose.yaml to call it from wherever you like.

Is he going to offer miniature submarines and call people pedos again?

Which means it’s likely a US-focussed scenario.

All of them.

Those fucking religious nutjobs…

You can use quite a number of “underlying” distributions, it mainly depends on what you like (Arch-based ones, Debian-based ones, etc).

As a desktop environment, have a look at XFCE or LXDE.

Debian as a server base OS is well-tested and (for me) ultra reliably stable.

everyone

Now that’s what I’d call a stretch…

Because most of them are based on very few languages, e.g. Latin.