Jackie's Fridge

Padme: So they’re going to cancel his defense contract, right?

I use a Kaweco Sport as my daily driver.

Bonus: Nobody ever “borrows” it at work because it confuses and terrifies them.

So has she

Maybe Canada, but the US is ruining them too

The legal problems he brought upon himself? By actively and blatantly criming? Boy that must suck for him.

OMG well that kills my dumb little joke then. I’m not deleting it, so hopefully other people who didn’t know about this will find your reply.

I’m not sure if it’s more awful because it’s innately horrible or because it’s that fn believable.

You know she watched the debate. And got more pleasure from that than anything he ever did, second only to getting a hush money check from him.

Sadly that won’t happen because Americans are special - and I say ‘special’ in that Midwestern-US, ‘bless their heart’ way

The US government tries to pass (or enforce) any meaningful gun legislation, a third of the country stamps their feet and tells ‘NO!’ and the gov’t backs down. Rinse & repeat

Treez nuts

Love it! Minimal but effective.

Can dimly remember what he looks like. Apparently he looks like someone’s creepy uncle who was always doing sleight of hand tricks to wow the little kids

A: Not hate. More bewildered pity.

B: Not about how you vote. That’s up to you.

C: In this case, proudly advertising that you support a garbage person after he’s proven time & again he’s a garbage person says a lot about your morals, or at the very least, your critical thinking prowess.

D: Joke explained; humour removed.

Why does this gem only have 3 upvotes?? Adding one.

I am so close to pulling into these people’s driveway and asking “from whom? Taking America back from…?” just to watch them not want to say it out loud.

This will be interesting if allowed to play out. The president* is immune to prosecution, but none of his flunkies are. So he has to do every last thing himself because nobody is gonna risk their neck. I would pay to see that.

I am so ready. I can’t believe it’s been almost two years, but I am gonna enjoy a rewatch between now & October

Greetings Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada…

This is why I joined a track-a-week music challenge this year! I’ve been dabbling for 5 years and still have no idea what I’m doing musically (no theory or anything) but I figured cranking out a finished song every week throughout 2024 would force me to get better and it’s really working!

I mean, I’m still cranking out garbage, but now it’s higher quality garbage and I can make decisions faster, let go of ideas that aren’t working without a second thought, and learn from other people taking the challenge.

As far as art goes, I’ve been drawing live caricatures for 15 years and I’m WAY better than even a few years ago. Definitely stick with it. Be too stubborn to give up. Keep doing the thing. Skill will develop the more you persevere.

Safer to DIY

So many STDs tho