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Best part is when those same people that shun you for being “different” turn around and say shit like “Politics shouldn’t pick your friends.”

Maybe the vaccines come pre installed

I think if he made the democratic nomination in 2016 he’d be finishing his second term right now.

Assuming Bernie could get on the ticket, I absolutely believe people would have voted for him.

The problem is of course getting him on the ticket.

These a bad teeth joke in there somewhere I just know it

Oh boy…

You forgot to mention the DLC will only be available through paid “surprise mechanics” (lootboxes)

This went so well last time

Cannot wait to not purchase it.

I think Bernie could live another hundred years if it means seeing M4A in the US

“small government”

As long as you’re a Cis white Christian male that didn’t go to college

Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen

I’ve never heard of this guy. Is he literally just a Fox News anchor?

I don’t make banana bread very often because I make a damn good banana bread from a recipe my mother showed me (that I’m certain she got online) and I have absolutely zero self control, so the entire load will be gone in two to three days.

It’s not real computer science unless it’s 11:45pm with an assignment due at midnight that keeps seg faulting for no apparent reason.

Double Dare the videogame for the Nintendo Entertainment System

Okay I’ve read about three comments and I’m gonna need someone to explain the connotation behind the word “expat” because the only definition I can find is “Someone who resides outside their country of origin.”

Special thanks to the folks who didn’t vote this election! Couldn’t have done it without you!

I’m not on the same act, but I will say I tried this to little avail.