It’s a glorious mug

Tbh, Mary’s dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.

Me too. Plus my TV!

Commercials on tv

Big mac for christmas dinner. My wife was at the hospital at the time, heavily pregnant with our first child. There were some complications wit the pregnancy too. Didn’t wanna leave her there alone so I sat there with her. She had to eat hospital food and I snuck out to McDonalds, with her permission I must add. Sat in my car at the car park, listening to radio and eating the saddest burger ever.

Don’t be a dick

-Ismo Leikola, stand-up comedian