Oh boy I sure do love when people mention my state!

Me when my first crush said she’s gay

Fascinating, but i hate all the red herrings

I won a duffle bag from a planet fitness raffle, after not going there for like 3 months lol.

So he’s like an irl Noonian Singh, got it.

Thanks! I think i figure the same. People ask where I got their names and I can only say ‘look at them!’

Yep! Guess I could’ve specified

Whats funny is that it’s a robe lol, but yeah it’s similar to their moms coat

Aerobic respiration?

Literally right there with you, at 30. I’ve always chalked it up to nerves though.

Big surprise, no one wants to work for juvie lol

Its like when something you’re melting is between the state of hard and soft and gooey. “I took the cheese out of the oven, but it was a little shlarmley for my taste, so I put it back in.”

One that isn’t a couple hundred, but yeah, the most trusted for how much I’m willing to pay is nearly booked solid most of the year. That and of course having the time to do it

That’s a great idea. I’ll look into it!

Given how she’s afraid of literally everything (unless she’s sleepy), I’d say the latter

We have experience with litters once before, when we took in 3 of their kittens before. This is the first time we managed to get both moms to keep their kittens inside. 2 we have dates set and my sister will adopt them. The rest are uncertain, but for now we’ve got time to figure it out

Most likely a giant tuxedo cat that’s been skulking around the place. Luckily, he came by one day with his ear clipped, so at least that’s one less around. Mr. Big has adopted them and provides protection

And they both have polydactyl

Luckily it’s pretty indented, the real concern is hitting sleep on my keyboard