I don’t even know what Google Books is. Also, I don’t care.

There should be a lever in that diagram labeled “engineering instructor”.

Well, I don’t think they could be any more hated.

That was my diet when I was in my 20s.

You think women with balls are funny?

I do despair when I look upon you.

I’m someone who knows that every person is both good and bad, and it’s a struggle that every one has. Looking at things as black and white, and every human struggle as being a fight against good and evil is a very misplaced, and dangerous way of thinking.

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Was he making dogphobic slurs?

Morphine

Too many people see the world in black and white. You are either good or evil. Every person is both good and evil, but the media and propagandists want you to see one side as pure evil. Obviously it works because I see these kinds of posts everywhere. I don’t see it getting any better since everyone carries a handheld propaganda machine with them all the time.

Everything looks smaller when I look between my legs.

That’s no miracle.

How many baby elephants equal an adult elephant?

It’s a mix of a Delorean, a Lamborghini Countach, and a turd.

That vacuum doesn’t suck. It blows.

What I want to know is; why is there an enforcement agency for alcohol, tobacco and firearms, when they are are all 3 legal?

That’s no moon!

They had a little speck of dirt under their nose.

Even a baby Nazi?