Maco1969

Spam croquettes!

Snap! Can’t even put a new one in…

The O’s are I’s! Fiid? Feyeeyed?

There were no monkeys when dinosaurs existed, also more time elapsed between the stegosaurus in the back existing and the t rex and triceratops than between them and us.

The son is going to inherit the company, he’s clearly terrified and going to piss the whole thing up the wall within five years of being given the reins.

It’s not really sitting though is it…

I would imagine that at some point we went from highways agency signage that was made to a standard to outsourcing to the cheapest bidder. There is also a possibility that signs can’t be too rigid so they don’t cut vehicles in half?

We are kind of unique in our ability to sit on chairs, the majority of animals throughout evolutionary history have some form of tail. Imagine we meet aliens and every species is incapable of sitting on a chair, it’d make start trek look a little foolish.

That’s alright, fusion is only ten years away!

Queen Boudica went to war with the Romans.

Geese, ducks and chickens had all already evolved when the dinosaurs went extinct. They are all tough hombre.

Scavenging for food, digging up any available crops and planting for next year.

Alles klar.

ZX81, couldn’t afford games so learned to program, wrote little graphical adventures using a text map.

It’s just odd, anything ever made with a user interface since the 80’s has had a calculator app. Apple just remove features and charge more for something that is inherently similar to everything else they’ve ever done.

At least you’ve got a calculator app, ipads have never had one. Kind of ironic for a device that has more processing power than 1970’s supercomputers.

The Mercator scale on maps makes everything equatorial look tiny compared to northern and southern latitudes.

Britain bombed Dresden for three days, Germany used incendiary bombs in London, Coventry and Birmingham for three years.

That is a brilliant summation, well done!