Certe la plej bona lingvo. Ĉu ekzistas lemmio esperanta?

Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton?

Beer in hectoliters, and for some reason Austrians measure foods in dekagrams.

Aren’t you supposed to be the land of the free?

Griffith is the best best quantum mechanics book I’ve ever read, what are you on about.

The security of Linux 2000 will be based entirely on steganography, Linux founder announces

I honestly can’t tell if you’re doing a bit or are actually serious.

As if american measurements have ever made sense. Look up how they measure screws or wires and despair.

Are you Swiss or something? ẞ is be best letter.

So ein Blödsinn.

The avalanche has already started, it is to late for the pebbles to vote.

Ah, so fair process only lynch mops? Great.

At least make the speed limit something reasonably like 160km/h.

Was supposed to be the cosmic phenomenon, but sure, why not.

Bullshit.

Vacuum decay, or vacuum metastability event is the possibility in simple terms that the universe itself is not in in its ground state. If that’s true, it might spontaneously change to its real ground state. Doing so will change fundamental things like the strength of electromagnetism, the weight of particles and so on. It would literally destroy everything in the universe, and we couldn’t exist in what’s coming after.

Good news, we’re confident, that’s probably not going to happen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_vacuum

¡Ay, caramba!

Today is you 𝓛ucky day.

Very unintentional, and not an especially pleasant because not fitting surprise.

It isn’t, but what has my username to do with it?