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Could you please not shoehorn American politics into every single fucking thing?

You’re 4% of the planet

Interestingly, Jeep Wranglers are like the stereotypical hairdresser’s car in Europe so this kinda makes sense

Interestingly, ‘tohught’ is the noise a cat uses to evict hairballs

Hubert, did your mummy not tell you not to be so argumentative?

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Sweet of you to not realise it’s a train coming

Yeah but do you guys have some kind of weird imperial months or something we don’t know about? You could mean two months or six washing machines I dunno

the non-vegan people in my life are so shocked it’s not real eggs.

I think it’s lovely that your friends respect your lifestyle and love you so much that they’re happy to lie to you about your wallpaper-paste scramble 😊

Right, I don’t care who the fuck you are or if you’re some kind of NHS consultant, if someone phones you. PHONES YOU! And tells you something like this, despite clear warnings from every bank and banking app you ever had not to believe them, and you believe it, I’m not going to feel sorry for you or blame your other banking app

You might’ve grown up thinking that was a proper bakery but it definitely isn’t

You’re absolutely the exception, not the rule

Take your tiny-penis truck and leave, there’s a good fella

He’s lying, I saw Track Shovel in a cafe last week and it’s definitely just Dougie Jones in a massive latex fat suit

That, and also the mayor of Paris is on a massive anti-SUV bender at the moment, hiking up parking charges to discourage people from driving them

The judge has probably been told to send a message.

You don’t. Fuckin. Need. An SUV. You. Cunt

Not so much “Tread on me” as “Please stamp viciously and repeatedly on my testicles”

I think the outrage is due to the fact it was a cyclist. You can try driving round Paris and it’ll take years off your life.

Cycling is a whole different story. Drivers respect cyclists and give them a wide berth; they won’t overtake unless they can leave at least a metre. It’s just the done thing

Damn right this cunt should have the book thrown at him

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Supermarket

You may only pick one

Do yous not have proper bakeries?

A french bakery is called a boulangerie, because for centuries bread was prepared in a bowl, or boule. That gave the loaves a particular round shape, like an inverted bowl

Amazingly, it wasn’t until the late 17th century that someone thought, “You know what, I could make this into different shapes, like maybe a stick shape!”

I did exactly the same thing, and it’s difficult. Particularly at an older age!

But it’s not learners that make mistakes like saying “on accident”, it’s mostly native speakers. And then they pass on their mistakes to non native speakers

It’s perfectly fine to call them out on it.

no photographer who included human subjects would be able to make a living.

Sounds great to me! But then, I’m a deranged lunatic from the Taliban