It looks like the two skulls next to Mr. Potato Head, belong to Sylvester Cat and Tweety Bird.

… son, and holy ghost…

Klingt gut!

Excel ::shudder::

I was very active 8 years ago… but now my knees and back hurt all the time… 🫠

Wow a 97 prelude!? That was my middle school dream car…

I got my 2011 Forester XT to 276k before I had to get rid of it for an oil leak, and mushy brakes that were too difficult to resolve. Loved that car.

It’s a crying shame that there’s no actual walking bugs club shirt available.

Great point. It’s probably why I enjoyed Parks & Rec and Brooklyn 99 more than other shows in the same vein. Even 30 Rock only kept me watching because of characters like Kenneth.

Some other possible loopholes:

What is a “home”? Does it need to have a roof or a door or walls?

What happens if the vampire is knocked unconscious and then the resident tells another person to bring them inside?

This is definitely more complex than I originally thought.

After years and years of using it for free and never contributing. I finally pulled the trigger 3 years ago and now I make recurring donations (~$25/yr). Absolutely no regrets.

Hey thanks for writing this out. I noticed these exact changes a few years ago, but I don’t have enough self-awareness or articulation to have expressed it the way you did. I am relieved that my bodies reactions are not unique.

Ooooo tiny baby!

Humans are insanely creative sometimes… I’m doing my part! One frame drawn!

Monkey paw: your account gets flagged and eventually you go to jail

Goddammit. This is so stupid… I love it.

Perhaps a Rotational Monarchy?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchies_of_Malaysia#:~:text=The system originated in the,advised by his Royal Council.

artificially high wage

The wages are currently artificially low. Everyone who is sane wants them brought up to the correct level.

How did he go from ‘Dirty Jobs’ to this…

Just start early. You’ll be ahead of the curve. There is no one left to look “cool” for.

You were cool all along, no matter what you wore.

This must be the only explanation. Even if you’ve heard it 100 times, that joke is so good that it should force a smirk at minimum.

Is that monospaced? I am both horrified and impressed.