Sorry must have been forgotten, thanks.

Well there was this guy in Puerto Rico who sold me lysergic acid diethylamide on a cardboard, gotta tell you this, he definitely was a jesus.

Well my mother went bowling wearing a boiler suit, calling herself jesus.

Well you got access to the internet…

Or "American beer is like sex in a canoe.*

AMEN!

Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!.. It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
Peasant 2: …A witch!

farts

Nice

What do we see? A woman who seems to fall apart when she’s in a relationship, even though she’s fine on her own. Many of us want a partner, but living in a relationship is different. Suddenly there’s envy, unpleasant childhood memories, and the influence of toxic relationships we saw in our parents. Because of that, we react in ways we don’t actually want to.

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Strange women lyin’ in ponds

Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

Backstreet Boys, Tell me why. Just thought it matches.

Good. Now, why do witches burn?

Thanks for clarifying, and now

Today I learned.