What is

Same exact thing as “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

I think they were joking

No, the issue is that he didn’t understand how the technology he was using worked. I mean, one of Apple’s most prevalently advertised features is their product integration, it’s like, their whole deal.

Key people: Jaime Harrison (Chair) Chris Korge (Finance chair) Jason Rae (Secretary)

Taken from Wikipedia because who actually knows that shit

Ooh, I’ve had that, it adds a surprisingly mustardy taste to the milk…

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

Yes it is, because “boomers,” by definition of the word’s intended memetic use, are old yes, but more specifically they are old rich people in power. Using “boomer” as an insult doesn’t hurt them. Meanwhile the actual boomers are literally trying to stigmatize and criminalize queerness. It’s the same logic that makes it ok (encouraged even) to be racist against white people, it just doesn’t affect us.

It doesn’t count as self-awareness if he disassociates from the statement entirely, it’s actually the opposite.

Sorry, that was meant for someone else, lol.

What “slam” though? Why not just press the clutch down? I’ve driven manuals before and definitely didn’t have to do any slamming of the pedals, it worked great.

Lol, you do realize you debunked your own claim by the end of the paragraph, right?

Yah, it was a joke based on the ambiguous title. Lemmy is just reeeeeally bad at recognizing sarcasm, even when it’s literally labeled as such, lol.

Wow, y’all really don’t know what /s means, huh?

The sign of a good game is when it takes 10 hours to get into… (/s)

Well no, it makes it meters, because they’re saying “meters” and the number is in meters. Yes it’s easily convertible to centimeters, you just move the decimal point. But to say “meters but with two decimals so it’s not meters” is obviously, comically, inaccurate.

https://lemmy.world/comment/10320639

https://lemmy.ml/comment/11308542

https://jlai.lu/comment/7453537

https://lemmy.world/comment/10312622

https://lemmy.ml/comment/11308721

That last one is my favorite because they say they only do it in centimeters and then immediately in the next sentence say they also give it in meters, lol.

“Small” is extremely relative, I’d say centimeters are small too.