Ratchet belt. What a great invention.

You were perhaps expecting high quality humour under Dad Jokes?

Try Hellotalk.

Underdog

English - paraprosdokian - it means a sentence that has a surprise twist. eg. Some people are like slinkies: not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when you see one tumble down a set of stairs. From the Greek, basically meaning beyond expectations.

Dated for 4 years. Been married for 45 years.

Ya gotta cozy your finger right up against the disc. That’s the secret.

Yeah, kind of the same mind control.

Write an encyclopedia of useless knowledge?

I can place my hands in front of my chest and make circles, hands going in opposite directions.

My father used to wax our crokinole board to keep the players sliding evenly.

The government put the fridge there to attract tourists.

Good catch. Maybe all the trans issues in the U.S. navy is subliminally affecting them.

Almost restores your faith in humanity.

Not really a baseball fan, but this one is pure joy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqto63A82yE

First Canadian in space. I still remember when he went up.

I had a friend who lived in a house like that. He said it was a royal pain carting groceries up every time you went shopping.

You’re probably right. I don’t think the state would take it on, though. One mistake, and you have deadly consequences and people suing for justice.

If everyone would be diligent to compost it correctly, it would work. You couldn’t ensure that on a large scale.

The problem is that human feces carries a lot of human pathogens.