Wtf? Are people still teleworking?

Oh I see because in the UK people actually get pensions

How the fuck are you going to define someone by a pension? Seems like a lot of assumptions and prejudice goin in that definition. Is Pension like a town or something too?

Confused, you watch as everything in front of you burns to the ground. Driving upstate, you arrive at your parents house while you wait for the insurance claims to go through. The way you mom hugs you as you walk through the door, you realize your wish came true after all

I just flew out of Oahu back to San Diego. I thought I was seeing a pool of lava and took a picture excitedly. Then I learned about all of this after getting home…

That must’ve hurt, but her expression is hilarious

Memes like this just make me hungry for the original photo’s context

Fair, but you have to REALLY know someone to pass that judgment and you can’t do that on internet comments

But there’s research to prove that’s not a thing. Copy-catting maybe, but you’ll never “give them the idea”. If they’re in that bad of a spot, they’re there already -source: suicide prevention trainer, but not mental health professional

Also what size font is depicted to scale here?

Or climb the cuttthroat bureaucratic ladder until you can retire at 20 years for healthcare and half pay!

Then you can be poor with ✨HEALTHCARE✨

Constipated syrian for sure

And loved 😊

I honestly think the label helps him. He obviously can’t read. But you can. And your body language and tone of voice from the positive label will make Philby excited about it too

::Windows startup noise::

Unsolicited fun fact: you can test whether a berry is poisonous by first rubbing it on your skin, if there’s no reaction, rub it on the outside your face. Nothing? Rub it on your lips. Then eat a tiny bit. Then eat more!