It’s funny because everyone knows dolphins prefer the romance languages.

Knowing that makes this much funnier!

Probably for the same reason they don’t report on every person who lost all their money at a casino.

It’s not news when a system works as intended.

I thought it was the doors closing.

You mention how she’s mean to kids, but how does she act around kids her age, or adults? You’ve only described how she acts at her worst, so we don’t know if her best is any better.

He’s MAGA in case anyone was wondering,

Yeah, I’m pretty sure we all figured that one out.

You’re telling me.

Toyota Camry, and I’d be content if I drove it till I’m dead.

Mines been Fallout ever since 2001, when I found the OG Fallout game on sale and decided to give it a shot despite knowing nothing about it.

It’s had highs and lows, but I’m a big fan of the dark, but a little bit silly Wasteland.

Django Unchained

Inglorious Basterds

Pulp Fiction (not a Tarantino stan, I swear)

I laughed at this. Can’t deny he’s made some great films!

The dumb ones don’t think to ask. Please, follow me.

I’d say you’re definitely overthinking it. I’ll look at the high end achievements if I’ve finished a game I like, as that could point me towards things I may have missed during my initial playthrough, but other than that, I don’t think about them at all.

If I actually do 100% a major game (Like I did for Fallout New Vegas) I’m proud to have accomplished it, but I’m not losing sleep over the other 3000 unfinished titles I’ve played.

Sometimes it’s fun to compare to friends.

Unless…

a person cheats and gets them all

I got it instantly! Thanks Diablo 2!

Aww, how adorable!

You think there’s an end game.

Don’t be silly, it’s not like the US has a history of deeming that certain groups of people are inferior to others and forcing them into involuntary labor.

That’s why I always make waiters take an IQ test before I enter them!

YOU GOT KLAMMED!

Dull to most, but a terrifying nightmare for others.

My son’s meds messed up his sleep schedule, so he takes a prescription sleep aid to knock him out at a reasonable time so he’s rested when it’s time to get ready for school.