Aenema by Tool gets me in the groove.

Controller settings: Reverse X Axis.

Mine is probably closer to comic sans than anything else I can think of.

Sounds like you aren’t “normal”. Personally, I think that’s awesome. I’m not too normal myself. Don’t get caught up in fitting that normal mold. It’s your life, and you may not want or need what most people consider normal.

Dates should be fun. There’s a lot of pressure to “Make sure you do everything right so you can live happily ever after” but that’s not the right way to look at it.

You’re just going on a hike with someone. At the end, you may feel like you’ve made a new friend, or you might realize that this is not someone you want as a friend. No pressure to run off and get married, just start with seeing if this is someone you enjoy spending time with.

Attraction might come, or it might not. Just be honest with the other person. Do what feels right. Don’t let them push you into a relationship that you don’t want, and don’t let them believe that it’s headed that way if you’re sure it isn’t. You may never get past the point of “just friends” but that’s ok, continue being friends, and continue to meet new people until you find someone that flips that switch for you.

Yeah. Found myself in the system due to a misunderstanding. I was helpful and cooperative, they gave me the maximum sentence.

I don’t get out much, but when I do, I usually see at least one.

Nicely done! If those mats keep getting caught on things, I believe they are like mine and are designed to be cut to size. Just take a blade along those seams.

That’s always it!:

Well, they’re gone, now what?

I have no idea.

To keep the money coming is a pretty good reason.

If all goes according to plan, tonight will be our first kid free night in about 6 weeks.

Enjoy the break!

Nice.

Nice job! Epic dad moment right there!

No. A lot of them work with each other, but not all toilets are the same.

Thanks, Phineas and Ferb!

I apologize for my snarky remark, but I’m not playing this game with you.

I’ve fallen victim to trying to tap a screenshot of a share or download button quite a few times.

Democrats used to be the conservative party before Nixon (my timing might be off) said “Hold my beer” and turned the Republicans into the regressive Christian theocracy it is today.

So, the civil war thing doesn’t really count because it was a different party with different ideals under the same name.

There are also very few people who take everything extremely literally, yet here you are.

“Put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others.”

There’s little to nothing I can do to fix world hunger, if I can’t feed myself.