Years ago when I used it, it was just installing package kubuntu-desktop and selecting kde as the default environment for the user. Not sure if it still works like this.

Das ist mein teil

That would make some people do that on purpose

Could be something smellier tho, it looks like an ass

I put on my wizard robe and hat

Reminds me of Uuno Turhapuro, an old Finnish movie character https://im.mtvuutiset.fi/image/1213728/landscape16_9/752/423/5e2ced3cb480e987cfbfa3845cc7e934/qa/1612132.jpg

Not nice

A man went to a shop and they had a shovel.

Sounds like an easy way to lose the keys and forget the thing. Have to always have the keys in the pants or risk forgetting them… at least until the front door gets closed.