I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.

I agree on the knee pad, but most of these seem a bit overkill. I’d go with a sleeve like this or a more lightweight knee pad like this.

I don’t understand why people cannot move as soon as they get on an escalator. The train station smells like piss and there’s pigeon shit everywhere. Let’s fucking move it!

My approach would be to get a tube of silicone caulk that handles a decent range of temps and a length of hose that fits over the tip of the tube to reach under if the caulk won’t reach on its own.

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