When the US overthrows a government, they install a King™

[Monkey’s paw curls]

Is Wendy’s still doing the sassy Twitter (now known as “X, formerly known as Twitter”) schtick?

I hate that this will get overshadowed by the news about Kissinger. The man was an absolute bard and will be sorely missed.

It looks like Boss Baby 2: Family Business. I am now going to drink heavily and ponder why I know that, despite having never seen it.

Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what’s coming to him eventually.

Butthurt people downvoting you for giving the right answer. It’s frustrating, but it’s cleanest to run two instances of Readarr for two formats (which is why it’s best to run it in containers).

Yeah, it’s a Prius, сука

Li’l Proper Configuration

Without any sort of space suit, either. Just a frozen corpse with a little yellow Kodiak camera floating around in a barrel.

It’s been a while since I cringed hard enough to collapse in on myself. Thank you and damn you.

This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.

Bout to change his name to “Diddly”

You’d need a lot of botox, given that he is a penis wrinkle.

Man’s out here snoring in hash values.

Well, it removes some pretty heavy financial obstacles for the profession and will allow a broader diversity of people to enter the field. Plus, anyone who has ever been to law school will tell you that it doesn’t teach you dick diddly about practicing law. Serving as a clerk/intern/junior associate is where you really cut your teeth. Some jurisdictions even have restrictions on your ability to practice on your own if you haven’t observed or participated in different types of legal matters. To that end, I think it’s terrific that this program has a fairly strong practical requirement.

The bar is a way to show that you can at least think like an attorney in a variety of fields. That thought process is applied differently based on where you practice. I can’t get out of my own speeding ticket, but I can breeze through your average regulatory exam for my industry. I can do that because I’ve spent time in a few different disciplines within the legal field. I’m not sure if 16 weeks is necessarily a substitute for the exam, but that’s more time than I spent studying for it.

Source: I’m a lawyer, and my uncle works for Nintendo.

But only if he maintains a training regimen on par with Hugh Jackman’s for Wolverine. I want to see squiggly veins in Ernest’s biceps.

Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom’s permission before posting this)

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