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People love hot cakes!

Nic Cage should do a biopic for Bartolomeo

Whoops! You got that right. Should be 二十

I think there are certain phrases found in different dialects of Chinese. In Cantonese, the formal way of reading twenty is 十二, but the colloquial term would be 廿.

Edit: Should be 二十

Glad we’re updooting beans again.

Don’t forget Michael B. Jordan baby facing it up in the first season

I stand corrected!

This is what happens when less than 25% of the population comes out to vote.

Always Sunny in Philadelphia and HellDivers 2.

“The Gang defends Democracy”

MMMPox ba duba dop Ba du pox ba duba dop Ba du pox ba duba dop Ba du.

That’s about six years

Broad City is pretty light-hearted

You can use a cheap vodka to help neutralize smells

Lemmeme know?

Maybe the GOP can ask for dirt on Biden from Zelenskyy, in exchange for more funds.

I was told “Don’t you touch my mustache” was for “You’re welcome”

I heard cars with those decals have too much air in their tires.

Do them a favor and let some out

The prevolution form of Nyan Cat

Oh no, he laughed it off like water off of a duck’s back. At this point, I just think of it as a quirk of our relationship. I’m more willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, because when push comes to shove, I know he’d have my back. Shit can’t be perfect, but calling it once in a blue helps.