IRL Daredevil villain

I had a coworker in the room adjacent to my computer who would play true crime docs without headphones during his lunch. It’s hard to focus on spreadsheets and stuff when you hear lines like “They found the body three days later, covered in blood and feces”.

Hi, my name is HUH??

My name is WHUH??

My name is BWUH??

Slim shady

Historically, you can’t be charged for crimes you committed before the law criminalizing them was passed. However, precedence and fair application of the law have lost all meaning so you could be arrested, but she wouldn’t.

First president to make pictures of his current wife illegal

This Wilbury really do be traveling

“…yet we didn’t die”

Robert Plant with a dove

Alice Cooper with a chicken (that was then thrashed apart by the audience)

And Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off of a bat

Any other notable instances of rockers with live airborne animals on stage?

Yes, but until Shang-Chi, that was the MCU’s Mandarin, Potemkin or otherwise

Funnier than Giuliani getting served indictment papers at his own birthday party?

Bots? On Elon Musk’s Twitter? And spreading disinformation? To shill for Trump? Inconceivable!

IIRC they retconned it or something by saying he was actually Lex Jr., as if that makes it better. I really do dislike when adaptations don’t even try to bear semblance to the source material and the studio just slaps the recognizable name on them for marketing (ex. the MCU’s Taskmaster or their original attempt at The Mandarin)

The Eisenberg one is kind of misleading because he only becomes bald at the end of the movie, and also the image says “Superman Vs Batman” instead of the actual film title of “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice”

Be careful what you wish for!

Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

Two possible scenarios:

1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

Kafka was only appreciated after his death

Been trying to

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

Headline writer should have learned scientific notation