Hot girl who likes hot girl stuff like pillow fights and buckets of KFC.
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Cake day: February 4th, 2024
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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Even Trollops are Beautiful
643·14 days agoGood riddance.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is on a vacation with his wife and the thirst is real
114·24 days agoIf he tries to dispose of me, that’s when I talk to his wife.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is on a vacation with his wife and the thirst is real
65·24 days agoDamn your dumb as fuck and a slut.
You’re, sug.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is on a vacation with his wife and the thirst is real
221·24 days agoNot my business.
I can’t be an incel I get laid.
No slicing just strategic tucking.
Fuck that bitch.
You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?

My vagina after a good night.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*
671·2 months agoSo you’re the bitch that people say is classier than me.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hope it's a blizzard tonight
161·2 months agoIt’s snow.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Words to live my life by
8·2 months agoCreampies
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Going to the club tonight to try to make this reality.
18·2 months agoI don’t even want to know their names.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So hungover and so horny
101·2 months agoI’m looking for dick not a pussy.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer
34·2 months agoIf you’re good at something why do it for free?
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer
231·2 months agoSome dick or some good blow I’d be happy either way.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him
12·2 months agoProbably couldn’t get away from his wife.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me after 3 shots of vodka
9·2 months agoNo i want more vodka first.
She knows what she did.