wait people don’t understand how microwaves work? dumb lol

or:

People who can’t spell “husky” do.

Amen to that. It’s also anathema to our origins. We’ve always been a country of freaks, rejects, and free spirits. Conformity is unamerican.

But using as much salt they normally would use sugar? Most people put shitloads of sugar on french toast.

The only way to justify it IMO is if he meant “for”.

read in Revelations

They didn’t have the reading comprehension to know it’s “Revelation”, as in “the Revelation of/to John”, so…

No gifs is a minor bummer.

She was a Goldwater Girl, which is orders of magnitude worse. McGovern would have been a massive improvement from Nixon.

Or some Native folks ask him to break into a crude oil plant to steal paperwork that proves the land is theirs.

NGL I’d seriously consider that one.

Not much to get. Dude got asked his name, said “uh, Chris”, and they printed the “uh” on the receipt to mock him.

And they have the audacity to charge 13-15 bucks for a combo now, at least where I live. Bottom-tier fast food for 15 bucks…

And ya’ll need to stop using chrome.

Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. “You can lead a horticulture,” she replied, “but you can’t make her think.”

Always thought it was wild that she plunged the entire kingdom into what could have been eternal winter, dooming all of her subjects to slow deaths by starvation and hypothermia, and by the start of the second movie no one remembers or cares. They don’t even give a shit when her sister commits an act of terrorism and nearly floods the city. Are they just too scared to act?