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Cake day: January 30th, 2024

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  • Generic disappear

    Go to the library and study about the country you want to run to. I would pick someplace with a coast. Don’t use your home computer or phone, you don’t want anyone to find these searches.

    Go buy a cheap laptop from a pawnshop and get a small Linux distro like Puppy or Tiny Core. Load Tor and find yourself a dark market. Buy a new identity. When your transaction is complete trash the laptop burn the USB stick you ran your Linux distro off of.

    Buy a boat. Post all over social media about your boat and how you love sailing or fishing or whatever you do in your boat.

    This is the hard part, go on a boat trip and at some point call in an emergency then abandon the boat. Make it look good drag out all the life vests and or sink the boat. Swim/row to shore and never ever ever ever go back to your old life.

    You could do it for about $30k.









  • TwattyMcTwatterson@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldMe no speak good
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    8 months ago

    I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.

    I can quit whenever I want lol

    Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts