They pulled in a lot of money, even if they lost. I wonder what kind of lesson that will be. Perhaps it’s not all about money? Perhaps a platform that appeals to voters matters more? Nah… They got money. Corporate Democrats won’t change.

I mean, I wish I could feel good about being able to state I voted, but it’s still pretty shitty over here too. /shrug

Steven Segal?

Here’s to hoping they fuck around.

The skin tones are getting a lot better. Maybe the next major revision will include lifelike body motions. They’re so close.

The man with literal worm-on-the-brain is going to be in charge of women’s bodies. I mean, of course! This timeline is really turning out to be worse than any “alternate universe” episodes of most sci-fi shows.

Dude, even small dogs can hog some serious space. 4 dogs? I’m surprised there’s any room left for the fucker and his wife. He probably got scratches falling out of bed.

Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!

Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!

This is more of a “you never go full retard” moment

You can’t just print a new one. Technique in any great instrument was a closely guarded secret. Stratavarius is a good example. Sorry the quality isn’t great… Dark for some reason.

You guys understand that even the immigration system is pay-to-win, right? Regardless of what happens, I don’t think Elon will have any issues.

I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.

Troll’s gonna troll

This irritates me because it means 1 thing: another excuse for them to jack up toll rates.

You’d think think toll rates would be tied to maintenance costs after it pays for it’s construction, right? Nah, not here. It’s a forever well of money for someone (and not to us tax payers). Don’t drive on it you say? The number of toll roads in North Texas is now so high, you may have a 10 mile radius to the closest interstate.

They just need to centralize the brain in some bullet proof bunker and give it sentience. WCGW?

So many fun possible futures right now. Which one will be our fate?

It makes me sad that we’re still this dumb.

What’s the current Wh/kg average?

It’s because kids are staying home with mom and dad much later and you know how uncomfortable everyone in the room gets when there’s a bang scene.

*The preceding statement was a joke, albeit a bad one. Any similarities to true events are purely coincidental and the author bears no responsibility for any implied or actual hurt feelings.

If the shit fits…