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I eclipsed your prowess. The corner is mine. I’m unassailable.

„It has betrayeds us. The indecencies of its.“

“This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.

I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.

Why must I endure this grotesquery?

I pity this fool and hate everything about him.

Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”

The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.

He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.

Manlook!

Well, with that attitude, probably yes.

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

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Standard Issue Cat maybe?

S C O O T E R !

Huh?

L

“Have you tried turning it off and on again 15 times?”

It is indeed.

Surely there wouldn’t be any listening devices baked in.

„We and our 846 partners

Au revoir!

🎤 It bites you in the thigh, bubbles rise from your cry, That‘s a Moray!

Yes.