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It’s the same with English beer. On the continent, people keep saying that Brits drink their beer lukewarm. When I was there, they actually had temperature displays at the tap in most pubs that usually showed something around 4°C (~39°F). For reference, that was in the Huddersfield area (between Leeds and Manchester) around 15 years ago.

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Dimitar Savatinov!

The FDP very definitely does not want this, and one would be justified in doubting if the top brass of the SPD wants it. Personally, I am inclined to believe they only suggest plans like this knowing full well nothing will come of them in this government constellation.

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Also it is colder at night than it is outside.

I was in a work call today that ended with someone saying “Let’s celebrate with more coffee!”

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They kind of selling it though, looking at these tools makes you think perhaps it is a good idea for them to SECDEE the fuck off?

Don’t worry about that. I am sure the “paper” ones are lined with plastic on the inside as well so you can be sure you will still receive your daily nutritious dose of microplastics.

Huh. In the background, is that a scrum board for non-work-related tasks?

But commander, that will take hours!

Don’t forget to route the EPS conduits through the secondary generator. Make sure energy level is nominal. Or was it abominable?

That’s right, f… the poor, they have no lobby anyway! Tories are reverse Robin Hoods.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE(S)?

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Unexpected NINE NINE!

They may be greedy, but at least Ferengi are not usually racist shitbags.

His brain is a lost geocities page that consists exclusively of “under construction” signs and visitor counters showing a count of 13.

Hello there, stranger! I seem to have misplaced my ring! You look gullible enough that I can trick you into looking for it for me, because I am too lazy to do it myself!