Wage_Slave

I dunno man. If that joint hit’s like old fucked up Ben is sayin’ there, I might be swayed.

I don’t want those fuckers anywhere near my kids. Not only are they fucking nuts, but this is the kind of shit that always winds up with a bunch of pedos “protecting the children”

Those people are what mental illness look like.

The mini, due to it’s small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

Been playing since '94. Addictive? Yes!

And so much so, it’s amazing. One of my top game series of all fucking time!

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it’s filled

It’s not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

Steve could go by Teve

“I am not here for your shit right now, but we’re working on it”

Sips coffee. hit’s joint

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you’ve done something so stupid that they can’t even apologize for it.

It’s when there’s no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you’ve become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

God: hits bong Yeah, that’ll fuck some heads up. I’m all about creating this shit.

Sorry guys. Shit’s kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We’re almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won’t be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

Should it matter?

Because every marriage starts with “I know you’re gonna fuck this up, but let’s do this”

I Get the impression you have a really narrow and extra chromosome styled view on real life situations you’ve never had to deal with, eh?

Oddly satisfying. I kinda want a piece for my desk.

Does he look like a bitch?

Well, yeah. This ain’t Marcellus Wallace. Tump’s a bitch.

Baroque. Baroque. Baroque is on fire…