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Nobody asked.

I don’t say this to be condescending but idk what to tell you, building a romantic relationship with another human being will inherently require some amount of socialising. Since you really wanna operate with a specific intention, you view any socialisation not in direct pursuit of your goal as wasted effort, and no woman just going about her daily life wants to be asked out outta the blue, maybe dating apps really are your best option 🤷‍♀️ Sure, the UX deliberately sucks dog eggs, but like, it’s a space where it’s socially acceptable to romantically pursue total strangers and it doesn’t take too long to establish that you’re both on the same page wrt what you’re after.

Stepan who? Stepan Bandera? Fuck off with this fascist bullshit mate

Again, you mean?

There’s a lot of overlap between the most terminally online “rad”"“fem”"s and kiwifarmers, so there’s also a nonzero chance you’re right.

Surprising absolutely nobody, you’re spot on.

Good effort, let’s make it bigger: y’all’d’nt’ve

I don’t know, because I know exactly how attractive I am to my target demographic: very.

Technically yes, but not in the modern sense of the word, which it predates. It’s a reference to SomethingAwful users, who were called goons.

Are you some kinda sorcerer? It’s okay, I’m not the sort of mortal who’d burn someone to death over that, you can tell me.

Politically illiterate comment

Joint first. I genuinely love the sensation of food going down the oesophagus when I’m stoned.

I was gonna say “funny.”

Funnily enough, mine’s also garden-pot related. I was playing with my sister and our friend and I tripped over and faceplanted into a terracotta pot. It could’ve been a lot worse because there was a cactus in it, but even as it was I needed six stitches.

Well yeah, because my objections to AI aren’t based on copyright law.

What’s the bet that the “sturdy high impact plastic” isn’t body safe?

I have seen worse but yeah, we have more than our fair share of dickheads on the road.

You rn:

Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more stuff the government does, the more socialister it is! And when the government does a whole bunch of stuff, that’s GOMmUNISM!!1!

Hate it when straight girls use the word that way tbh. Stolen valour.

Anyway, not saying Jreg’s a chud, but I am saying he’s a satirical performance artist who is always shitposting and it’s often hard to tell what his point is, if he even has one, and I’m saying I get the same vibes from you.

Ngl queen, this post is less funny than most of your other ones, but you really got me with the punchline

If you watch Jreg he coined this “multi racial fascism”

💀💀💀 i’m sorry, Jreg’s a dead giveaway

Anyway, does the guy you got back together with after you cheated on him know about this girlfriend of yours? Looking forward to your next post 🧡🧡🧡