Hey that was shamelessly stolen from me—and after I put in all the work to copy it from a google image search of cookie cutter sharks.

What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

That is exactly what I thinking as I watched this—these people just didn’t understand what people like about video games.

And I am looking at never purchasing another EA game in my lifetime.

To jerk off 2 guys at the same time you’d also need to know how tall they both were.

No, no,no what you’d really need to know is height from dick to floor—we’ll call that D2F.

It’s making me claustrophobic just thinking about how somebody would sit inside that tank.

https://y.yarn.co/f4b96fb8-de12-4f5f-81da-fd3818774304_text.gif

I absolutely read this in Dunkey’s voice.