The secret is dancing

Capitalist penguins do

You clearly weren’t there when the mountain broke its back

So sickening

The lost syllables at the end of spoken French would like to have a word… Ideally a complete finished one, but we know that’s not possible

Is there any incentive other than showing who’s boss on the internet? I struggle to see how the amount of time and energy involved in moderating just one community, let alone multiple ones, are worth it just to get a power high. It seems exhausting.

This is now my favourite comment on Lemmy

If they were really applying critical thinking to bullshit, mainstream media wouldn’t be forced to literally put together entire departments dedicated to fighting fake news.

Next time someone is screaming at me, I will do the same. Grab a piece of chocolate and defiantly eat it in front of them

The smell when you run the lawnmower, though… Heaven

I love the texture of cooked romanesco, it’s as if potatoes and broccoli got together and decided to have a fractal baby

To go with designer sandals

Indeed. One can only wish to live in exceedingly boring times…

“Interesting” - the understatement of the century

You stop it lol

I wore a ‘No Doubt’ one, then Descartes caught up with me

Eeeh… Pro-Russians gotta Russian

It’s not supposed to be taken literally

Me, turning my colony vegetarian because I can’t bring myself to slaughter my tamed animals

What a fucking shitstain