*vital aid

You don’t wanna get support that somehow kills you. :)

board room filled with parasites

“Ssssss, the humanssss are coming for our jobssssss!”

Russia is doing what no other country could do - Westernizing Ukraine.

Bill Cosby.

“Caribbean pirates are BACK on the menu, boys!”

The Roku box was one of the good ones… about ten years ago. Though maybe this is just a TV thing. TIL Roku makes actual screens.

In the past few years especially, I’ve seen so many unshakable “good ones” go bad. Some, in the worst possible way.

A part of me thinks he knows what he’s doing.

“Starships that do not run on propane are WITHOUT HONOR!”

King of the House of Hill.

“Not this time.”

“Pure fiction!”

“It’s false.”

“This one was invented by a writer.”

Oil rig drillers?

“Your tactics confuse and frighten me, Sir.”

Buy a Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and install McAfee on it. What could possibly go wrong?

This looks shopped.

I can tell by the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my days.

*pierce the air with high-frequency hatred

“If you see light at the end of a wormhole, it’s probably coffee.”

Caffination level: Janeway

Let’s call the book “Bermy”.

Weighted blankets are used for a number of health reasons.

People who have a lot of stress or struggle falling asleep at night benefit from them as well.

Cruella DeVille, Cruella DeVille,

When she needs a new coat,

she shops at Good Will.

cups side of face in my hand

Say it ain’t so!