Akintudne

If I order boneless wings, I know that they’re not made from the wing of a chicken, but they goddamn better be boneless, and saying that “boneless wings is not a guarantee that they are in fact boneless” goes against every linguistic and culinary expectation about that item. I agree with the dissent.

I once saw a slogan on a button at a street vendor in Washington D.C. “Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?” It’s stuck with me after two decades.

I was not ready for hot goth Girlfield today.

It still works on Firefox and Chrome. If it’s not working, the likely culprit is Hardware Acceleration needs to he turned off, which you can also do on both browsers.

Damn. I thought it was to get around copyright bots.

Yeah. How small are they if we turn their ashes into synthetic diamonds?

It just talks about the SAVE program, so nothing brand new.

First thing I thought of. Write an article when the fish start growing three eyes.

Seems more like a shower thought than a dad joke.

Agreed. People being awful in theaters has been a long-standing subject of countless jokes. It’s not in any way a new phenomenon. “Please silence your phone” adverts after the trailers happened long before Covid came around.

Only thing I thought was a painful cliche in the movie was the “no, I won’t kill the villain (after mowing down all of his minions like they were nothing) because I’m the good guy!” trope.

I remember Honey Ohs tasting amazing. I bought a box about a year ago and it wasn’t as sweet and flavorful as I remembered. Looked it up and yup, they changed the recipe.

Aright, I’ll admit, that got an audible guffaw out of me.

“Maybe I can sneak under it and the bridge won’t notice!”

The sons had their wives too.

Still a lotta first cousin fuckin’ goin’ on though in the next generation.

Someone else flipped the ending.

Yes…close friends…

It’s what plants crave!

No, because their knowledge of Achilles likely solely comes from that movie, where Patroclus is his “cousin.”

Yeah, right, “free speech,” unless you write a book with two guys kissing, then it must be banned from schools. Or tear up a photo on TV. Or protest wars in the Middle East. Or kneel during the national anthem. They are all for Cancel Culture and silencing people who speak out against them and their ideas.

The only time conservatives actually get up in arms about “free speech,” which they don’t actually know what it even is, is when they get banned on Twitter for spewing lies and hate. So get out of here with your “supports free speech” nonsense.