Yep that’s where he first broke containment

Maybe they should try firing some more workers.

Rolexes

She’s a witch!

Brick, laugh, love

No thanks. If I wanted to blow myself up, I’d ride the one that looks like a penis built by the guy who also looks like a penis.

Idk why but I assumed getting investigated was a large part of getting government aerospace contracts but I guess that’s just the movies

Because they’re chickenshit

Yup and hopefully untethered. The thought of being attached by a cord to my most expensive appliance would never let me be fully immersed

It’s all closed source trash. No one wants to get stuck with a $500 paperweight if meta decides to alter the deal further.

Fuck corporate social media

https://mastodon.social/@JxckS

Yeah although probably bk will just double down on the impossible menu, igniting the first of the burger wars.

I still hate the chicken place more. On top of the other overtly political shit, I really dislike how they get their shitty restaurants into airports and thruways and other places with captive audiences and then still close on Sunday just for their virtue signalling bullshit. If they were actual Christians they would pay their employees more and open on Sundays to give food to the hungry. Hell even Ronald gives some money to orphans.

I’m pretty sure there’s a Netflix doc about two of those guys.

That’s actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.

Pfft typical

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Invisible text that your browser understands but humans don’t? Yep that’s a thing.

E: OK the title is fucking whack but the article is actually very funny.

Right? What fucking kind of win is this?

Hey everyone look I claimed to fix a problem that either didn’t exist or was vastly overstated and to the extent it did exist it was due to my own incompetence!!

See no one cares.